Craig’s Friday Countdown 2016 Lala Names

The 2016 Lalapalooza line-up gets announced, which spurs the annual ranking of band names at the fest.  This year, I’ve researched what the bands called themselves before settling on their current name. 

18.  A Guy Who Says Hello --> The Greeting Committee

17.  12/31/74 --> The 1975

16.  Dale Sveum --> Modern Baseball

15.  Single Door Television Acquaintances --> Two Door Cinema Club

14.  The First Sock Puppets --> The Last Shadow Puppets

13.  Timid Bunny --> Frightened Rabbit

12.  Could Lose A Few Pounds --> Big Gigantic

11.  Cabbage --> Lettuce

10.  Quite Certain --> Oh Wonder

9.  Rhomboid Shrub Flesh Eaters --> Flatbush Zombies

8.  The People Who Lived In The Apartment Below Me In College --> The Noisiest Freaks

7.  U.S. Congress --> Nothing But Thieves

6.  One Beta --> VHS Collection

5.  Pre-Trump Romney --> Potty Mouth

4.  Penlight --> Major Lazer

3.  Walkman (ask your parents) Confederation --> Boombox Cartel

3.  Polyester Kitty --> Cashmere Cat

1.  Costa Rica Impregnation --> Panama Wedding