What if The Replacements were not just the best band of all time -- too cool for the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame -- but also ran an obscure firefighter t-shirt company? What if “Lights that flash in the evening” was not a lyric to Can’t Hardly Wait (the best song (song with lyrics, at least) ever)...
Mar
27
Couldn’t Not
I was once not embarrassed by something I wrote. There is a sentence in the Prairie Crossing Charter School chartering document -- dated July 4, 1998 -- that ends, “Prairie Crossing students will subtly but profoundly come to appreciate a very special place; the natural landscape of their youth.” ...
Mar
16
Loopy
Something’s been bugging me, so I did some spelunking. Not the traditional caving, because confined spaces and bats creep me out and I can never remember which ones are stalactites and which ones are stalagmites.
If spelunking is, “exploring wild, non-commercial caves, often involving...