Craig’s Friday Countdown All Star Improvements

12.  Right fielder throwing contest.

11.  Replace Chris Berman with Will Ferrell doing Harry Caray.  

10.  Eliminate all video reviews.  Have whoever is sitting in Section 211, Row F, Seat 17 make the call.

9.  Managerial swearing tournament.    

8.  Less Irving Berlin.  More Woody Guthrie.  

7.  The Commissioner has to pitch both halves of the 3rd inning.

6.  Anyone who donates $10K to RBI gets one throw at a pitcher who drilled them earlier in the year.

5.  The National League team must be comprised only of Cubs and Giants. 

4.  Make the catchers and shortstops switch positions.

3.  For this year only, David Ortiz gets to bat every inning. 

2.  Players with the hottest moms automatically on team.  Wait, sorry.  That's how Little League managers choose all-stars.  

1.  Any straight steal of home, no matter the inning or score, wins.