Craig’s Friday Countdown - Condiments

Condiments

33.  Cheese Sauce (with e. coli)

32.  Cheese Sauce (without e. coli)

31.  Off-brand ketchup packets

30.  Guacamole

29.  Tahini

28.  Wasabi

27.  Mayonnaise

26.  Getting Hit By A Bus

25.  Ranch

24.  Soy Sauce

23.  Plum Sauce

22.  Vinegar

21.  Tartar Sauce

20.  Steak Sauce

19.  Tabasco (except on eggs, then tied for #14)

18.  Sour Cream

17.  Stubbing Your Toe

16.  Peanut Butter

15.  Teriyaki Sauce

14.  Miracle Whip (fried egg sandwich, ftw)

13.  Celery Salt

12.  Grape Jelly (Egg McMuffin)

11.  Non East Shore Mustard

10.  (tie)  Real Maple Syrup / Cocktail Sauce

9.  Aioli

8.  (tie) Ketchup / Salsa

note: United States Constitution, Article II - “…The President, Vice President and all civil officers of the United States, shall be removed from office on impeachment for, and conviction of, treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors, including but not limited to the application of ketchup to steak.”

7.  Bacon

6.  Pickle Relish (you know the one I’m talking about)

5.  Whipped Cream

4.  BBQ Sauce

3.  East Shore Mustard

2.  Horseradish

1.  Honey