Craig’s Friday Countdown - Lala Band Names

The Malin boys are back in the ancestral homeland for the weekend, at Lalapalooza.  Not saying these are the twelve best bands, but am saying these are the dozen best band names at the fest.

12.  Moon Taxi – Uber not yet available.

11.  DJ Mustard – DJ Ketchup not allowed in Chicago. 

10.  The Chainsmokers – See them soon, before they’re gone. 

9.  What So Not – Why not why so not?

8.  Brand New - Marketing geniuses

7.  BADBADNOTGOOD – Which one’s NOTGOOD?  (adapted joke from Roger Waters)     

6.  The Tallest Man on Earth – Actually 5’7”.  No, really. 

5.  The Lonely Biscuits – Need some gravy.

4.  Black Tiger Sex Machine – Guessing they have a tough time booking high school proms with that name. 

3.  Caked Up – Portillos’ Chocolate?

2.  Wet – Good to see moist and soaked resolved their creative differences.  

1.  Mista Cookie Jar & The Chocolate Chips – My fourth grade class not nearly as hip.  Check it out (click here).