Craig’s Friday Countdown - Superfast?

So inspired by Ferrari's newest reason to question this whole public sector work is meaningful thing, the Countdown is a day early this week.  Here's a dozen names I imagine they scratched off on their way to "812 Superfast".

812 Promptlygo

812 Rapidthing

812 Speedyquick

812 Megaswift

812 Reallynotslowatall

(tie)  812 Biglyhasty / 812 Hugezoom

812 Reddishblur

812 Mid-Lifecrisis

812 Prontoticket

812 Overcompensator

812 Hellapricey

812 The Kids Can Pay For College Themselves