The path to Empty Nesterville has a stop at U-Haul. Amanda’s senior college year includes an off campus apartment and we need a trailer to transport her growing collection of furniture and furnishings. Which gets me thinking about the most essential twenty things I’d take with me, wherever.
20. The Jeep – Go anywhere, anytime. And big enough for 19 through 1.
19. Levis – Don’t want to be pantsless, cavorting around like Clark the Cub.
18. Curiosity – Discovery begins with curiosity.
17. Four Milk Crates – Chairs, side table, chest of drawers. Is there anything a few milk crates can’t be?
16. iPhone, Charging Cord & Aux Cord – Mostly for the music, pictures and movies stored on it, because it’s the worst phone I’ve ever used.
15. Leatherman – If you can only take one tool, take this one. Together with a rock you find along the way, you can build anything.
14. Army Surplus Backpack – Smelly. Nasty. Indestructible.
13. Bat, Ball, Glove & Cubs Hat – Make that a bucket of balls we’ve roughed up over the years.
12. Light Grey T-Shirt – Together with #19, the casual uniform.
11. Blue Button Down Shirt – For formal occasions (dinner at Dog & Suds, etc.).
10. Resilience.
9. Drivers License & Amex Card – License for getting pulled over. Amex card for everything else.
8. Rubik’s Cube – How come Colin could do this when he was eight and I still can’t? I’ll say lead paint, to make myself feel better. I’m not giving up ! (see #10)
7. Humility – Don’t ever forget to bring along your humility. (see #8, etc.)
6. Yamaha Amp & B&O Speakers – My oldest musical friends.
5. Dad’s Eagle – Dad carved a bald eagle for my office. It was removed to the safety of home in the 2006 cleansing.
4. Purple Chucks – Favorite shoes. Favorite color. Father’s Day present. To wear them is to be impervious to cynicism and the ravages of time.
3. Toothbrush & Toothpaste – I have many failings, but fastidious dental hygiene is not one of them.
2. Wedding Ring.
1. Memories – The whole point, really.