Craig’s Friday Countdown Wrong Things

An incomplete list of things that are wrong or, at least, hard to get used to.

10.  Square headlight Jeeps

9.  Ketchup on hot dogs

8.  Schadenfreude

7.  Vast hole in late night comedy created by David Letterman’s departure

6.  Announcing a 2016 Presidential run early in 2015.  Please, just get a job.  Or a new hobby. 

5.  Me (22.4% of time)

4.  Top Ten list knockoffs

3.  Electricity at Wrigley Field

2.  Weather forecasts

1.  Inequity / shortsightedness in education funding

But then, just when all seems lost, a stop at a Newton gas station reignites faith in this great nation.  It appears the geniuses at the Oscar Mayer lab have, at long last, perfected wrapping sausages in blueberry pancakes.  “Life is good” hardly seems sufficient.